Why do seagulls fly over the sea?
Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels!
Why did the seagull steal the sandwich?
Because it didn’t want to “wing” it hungry.
What do seagulls say when they land?
Mine! Mine! Mine!
Why are seagulls so good at sharing?
They always “wing” it together.
What’s a seagull’s favorite snack?
Chips… stolen, of course.
Why did the seagull become a comedian?
It loved cracking people up at the shore.
What do you call a smart seagull?
A bird-brain genius.
Why don’t seagulls use phones?
They prefer to “call” loudly instead.
What’s a seagull’s favorite type of music?
Anything with a good “squawk” beat.
Why did the seagull sit on the roof?
It wanted a higher “perch-spective.”
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